
"Here's ah...jingle for Goldfish...happy, little Goldfish. The wholesome snack that smiles back until you bite their heads off. Everyone is real pleased because their made with real cheese and everyone's real wishy for these delicious lil' fishies..the snack that smiles back..Goldfish!"
My FAVORITE snack. 
This is me on Halloween night 2001.

Ok, let me apologize first for showing you the household toilet. Here is the story behind this picture. Yes, it is my cat again. You know, I never really was a cat person until my mom brought me this cat after my previous one was killed. Mom said this cat has my personality. Stupid but funny. Ok, Yeowie, as pictured here, has an obsession with the toilet flushing. She LOVES to watch the water go round and round. If she is out in the house and you close the bathroom door and flush the toilet...you can hear her scratching and "yeowing" madly at the bathroom door within 2 seconds. Once you open the door..she runs in like a bullet being fired from a gun, slides across the floor in a hard turn, jumps onto the tissue storage basket and looks into the toilet to watch the water spin. I have tried to get it on film ONCE for America's Funniest Home Videos, but I was laughing so hard the camera was shaking and off-centered.

This is what happens to a normal human being when you give them 4 Starbucks Frappicinos and then telling them they just won half a billion dollars.

This is Fluffy. HE...is a Maltese. HE...is my father, stepmom and sister's dog. Tell me, don't you feel so sorry for this little thing? HE...is named FLUFFY. 
This is my father, me and my little sister (who was very excited at the moment)

This is my very sweet lil' half-sister, Alice. She's going on to the first grade...and I am in college. 
Yep. She's definitely my sister. *I Love You, Alice!*

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